The world has once again spiralled right into the Apple hype with the latest release of the new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus!
Not only do we get 2 new iPhones with larger screens, Apple has officially introduced their first smartwatch, the Apple Watch. And because of that, it has proven that innovation and technology has gone way beyond our control, so much so that some people may have become a little confused about the new iPhone 6 and its functions.
Don’t judge. There are a lot of things that we need to know about the new iPhone before we get them too. So, Apple, mind answering these “important” questions for us?
1. “Will it ripen fruit?”
Will it ripen fruit #iphone6questions
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 9, 2014
2. “Is it organic? Is it gluten free”
People who goes on a gluten-free diet are dead serious about this. We need to know, too. Image may be NSFW.
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3. “Are cabbages hulk roses?”
No, seriously though. Cabbages are hulk roses, right? Image may be NSFW.
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4. “Will the battery lif”
Probably. You can throw away your current iPhone now.
I’ll make this quick because I’m tweeting from an iPhone, but will the battery lif #iphone6questions — Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) September 9, 2014
5. “Will it fit up Piers Morgan’s arse”
Not sure if this is a question or a statement.
Will it fit up Piers Morgan’s arse #iphone6questions
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 9, 2014
6. “Will it shift the Earth’s poles?”
Very important, Apple. If your products can change the world, we assume that iPhone 6 can shift the Earth’s poles, right?
Will it shift the Earth’s poles? #iphone6questions — Oddie Octaviadi (@OddieGETAH) September 10, 2014
7. “Will it make me a better person?”
We will see how iPhone 6 will transform a man then.
Will it make me a better person? #iphone6questions
— Henry Sumargo (@henrysumargo) September 10, 2014
8. “Does it even lift?”
Good question. We think it’s lighter than feather.
Does it even lift? #iphone6questions
— Muscle & Fitness (@muscle_fitness) September 9, 2014
9. “Will it attack if cornered?”
A phone that can be used as a self-defense tool? We want one!
Will it attack if cornered? #iphone6questions
— Lisa (@BiscuitAhoy) September 9, 2014
And lastly, here’s our question for Apple: Can iPhone 6 magically appear in our bag now? #iphone6questions
So, do you have any interesting #iphone6questions? Leave ‘em here and perhaps Apple will answer them!